effyeahultimatespiderman:

Peter and Loki trying to use each other’s powers - Ultimate Spider-Man 3x01

ironriots:

the second captain america movie was so good

jdude000:

 And now, young Skywalker… you will die

jdude000:

 And now, young Skywalker… you will die

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

image

This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

blissless:

jesus-would-follow-me:

eveshka:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

/facepalm

is this dr zeuss with a lisp? 

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons!

blissless:

jesus-would-follow-me:

eveshka:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

/facepalm

is this dr zeuss with a lisp? 

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons!

gnarly:

so-humorous:

more thats so raven here

if you dont reblog this im judging you